Every day entertainment for the everyday stiff. http://obscureinq.com/ http://commercialupright.com/wordpress/?p=234 http://commercialupright.com/wordpress/?p=234 I despise the smell of matches. If I knew a match this is what he’d look like. What an asshole. I don’t necessarily hate matches because of what they do. I’m a fan of not having to knock pieces of flint together or twirl a stick faster than a whirling dervish to create warmth or burn [...] http://commercialupright.com/wordpress/?p=234#comments http://www.zerosharednickels.com/wordpress/?p=301 http://www.zerosharednickels.com/wordpress/?p=301 Tom has been sipping heavily from a large bottle of tequila. “Hath a throw some off th’ porth!!” he bellowed. Loosely translated, Tom had just said that he wanted to toss the microwave off of the back porch. I paused for a second and contemplated this notion. “No, Tom. That is a bad idea. A good idea would [...] http://www.zerosharednickels.com/wordpress/?p=301#comments http://tableforjake.com/blog/thats-what-she-said http://tableforjake.com/blog/?p=51 Today’s post is another semi-lighthearted foray into the wonderful world of quotes. No, I won’t barrage you with a bunch of prose I somehow feel is relevant to my life, even though it was last spoken by some jackass who died three centuries before I was born. Instead, I’m just going to throw out some [...] http://tableforjake.com/blog/thats-what-she-said#comments http://fillet-of-who.com/2008/08/24/riaa-why-you-gotta-bring-us-down/ http://fillet-of-who.com/?p=115 Dear Consumer, The Recording Industry Association of America. If you don’t know who they are already, let me summarize for you; They are a bunch of morons looking out of the music industry while single-handedly alienating music listeners and shooting themselves in the foot. Ok, so maybe not every listener, but at least all of the ones [...] http://fillet-of-who.com/2008/08/24/riaa-why-you-gotta-bring-us-down/#comments http://www.obscureinq.com/obscureblog/2008/08/7-events-that-should-be-included-in-the-olympics/ http://www.obscureinq.com/obscureblog/?p=74 Will How about a women’s event that calls for each athlete to perform various sexual feats on me? As founder of the sport, I would naturally be judging the routines based on difficulty, form, and the extreme mental stamina necessary to control one’s laughter when I present my genitals. Otherwise I’d be sure to give the guys [...] http://www.obscureinq.com/obscureblog/2008/08/7-events-that-should-be-included-in-the-olympics/#comments http://bonersweekly.com/?p=40 http://bonersweekly.com/?p=40 Several of you might be familiar with a webcomic called Ctrl+Alt+Del. For those not familiar with it, it is a webcomic featuring lazy art, superfluous dialog, recycled jokes, hackneyed characters, and has a habit of over explaining it’s jokes for it’s ’sperging audience. I have pooped more creative things than CAD. I asked S. Colon [...] http://bonersweekly.com/?p=40#comments http://abbreviationenthusiast.com/2008/08/22/i-feel-no-shame/ http://abbreviationenthusiast.com/?p=75 What’s that you ask? Oh, that’s just a cop out. Crazy busy week, leave me alone. http://abbreviationenthusiast.com/2008/08/22/i-feel-no-shame/#comments