Obscure Inq

Tristan
Respect, love, or the ability to go outside without being laughed at. Then again, maybe that’s too absurd. We all know that nobody will ever love a cripple.

Will
Gary Coleman.

Tom
Either Machine Gun Leg, or Chainsaw Hand, ala Planet Terror and Army of Darkness, respectively.

HP
You guys aren’t putting too much effort into this. Think about it. We can put ANYTHING on your limb. What does Tristan chose? To be gay. What does Will chose? To be short and gay. What did Tom chose? Movie cliches that would be neat if he were not so gay.

Let’s say I lost my arm and my leg (the left ones, they suck). To replace my left leg, i would want a magic lamp. A magic lamp with a GENIE in it. A genie I would use to make wishes. On my arm I would naturally want another me.

Jake
Truthfully, if I ever lost a leg, I’d want one of those curved metal springy things as a replacement. I think they look better than a metal stick, plus, I’m pretty sure they make you run faster (I vaguely remember amputees banned from athletic competitions because of the unfair advantage given by the springy things.)

In a far more fun perspective, I’d want a baseball bat or sledgehammer to replace an arm if I ever lost one. You could just randomly smack the crap out of anything in your way – zombies, annoying kids, Jehovah’s Witnesses, you name it.

Those cripples and their superior technology! - HP

Jake, I think you are talking about Oscar Pistorius who wasn’t fast enough to make the qualifying time for the Olympics. Since he’s the “fastest man on no legs”, I’d say that any unfair advantage that “those springy things” give would be nothing more than conjecture. - Travis

Yeah Travis, I got them mixed up with Powerisers.

While I grant you the argument they don’t give an unfair advantage, it’s still badass that the guy can run on them (faster than you or I could, for that matter.) And, if I combined them with the Powerisers/Powerbocks, I bet I could still go fast as hell. - Jake

Tucker
If it was a leg, I’d for sure get those springy things that make you run faster. If that guy can’t compete in the Olympics because it makes him too much of a badass, then it would make me even more so… due to the fact that I am already a badass. Be it an arm, the answer is easy… baseball bat. It’s the most useful thing you could ever have. I used to keep a tee-ball bat in my truck. And this way I would always have one even when I wasn’t in my truck. Being robbed? Baseball bat. Can’t find your keys? Baseball bat. Girlfriend won’t shut up? Baseball bat. As you can see, the uses are endless.

Travis
If I lost a limb… I’d replace it with two of whatever limb I lost. Then if I lost one of those limbs, I’d replace it with two more! The best part: I could sell my limbs to SCIENCE!

Ok no that’s creepy.