Obscure Inq

Hello everyone. I see you’ve come back for Part 2 of my questions about the end-times. In case you missed the first one (or just need to re-acquaint yourself with the way it looked the first time around), you can take a moment and find it here.

I’ll re-list the questions below, for your convenience.

1) Would you say that your current abode is relatively well prepared in case of a tsunami attack?

2) Let’s say you’re walking down the street one day, and you hear that Godzilla, King of the Monsters, has risen from the Pacific Ocean and is currently attacking Los Angeles. What would you do first?

3) In the event of an alien invasion of Earth, who would you be more likely to trust humanity’s continued survival with: Will Smith, or Sigourney Weaver? Why?

4) It finally all comes to blows, and the world is cast into a nuclear winter. Which would be your main mode of transportation: snowmobile, snowshoes, skis, snowboard, dogsled team, or yak? Why?

5) Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan: There are zombies outside wherever you are now. What do you do?

Okay, now let’s get into it!

Carrie

1) Hah, no.

2) Um, find a train to Mexico?

3) Can I pick none of the above? Do you have someone different in mind? Jeff Goldblum, for instance? Um yeah lets go with that

4) Um dog sled…faster than skis or snowboard, but less likely to completely fall apart than a snowmobile.

5) Stay inside…they’re not that smart. They’re persistent, though. They’d have to give up eventually

HP

1) Yes, i think it is. We’re on a hill surrounded by hills, and my bedroom is on the 2nd floor in the front and the 4th floor in the back, so I’m high up.

2) Probably the same thing I did during 9/11. Nothing, then complained about how nothing was on TV.

3) I have to chose between a fucking Scientologist and a fucking woman? Next question! Yep! Answer it, damnit! I guess Scientology would be in the right then, so Will Smith, but I do not want to survive in a world where they are right!

4) I figured I’d just slap some wagon wheels on your bloated corpse and ride your ass around. I’d also shove a rocket up your butt. But, I’d say snowmobile, because it’s most like your bloated corpse with wheels and a rocket.

5) Grab a broom, duct tape our steak knives to it to make a spear, then I’d run out to my car (in front of the building, naturally) and drive down two blocks to where the T keep the GIANT crowbar/hook and grab that. Then go to the bay, steal a boat, and head north to freedom.

Lauren

1) Hmm….I’m on the third floor with limited windows and I have TONS of food in my apt - so sure - I’m somewhat prepared lol.

2) Go to CNN.com to see if it was true, and if it was, then I would wonder where King Kong was.

3) Hmmm, tough call. I guess Will Smith. He appears to have more skills lol.

4) A solar powered/rechargeable battery operated snowmobile. It’s economically efficient. And quick

5) lol pinch myself to see if I’m dreaming and hope to god that I am. And if I wasn’t dreaming, I would barricade myself in my apt hoping someone would find a cure or get rid of the zombies lol, because that’s my worst nightmare come true. Oooh, that’s right. I had forgotten about that. lol Yeah, I wouldn’t be too heroic in that scenario.

Thanks for reading. What would you do in those scenarios? Let us know, down in the comments!

-Tom-

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