Hard Titting Journalism | 2 of 3
Welcome back. I missed you. That’s a nice shirt you’re wearing. It really brings out your eyes. If you remember our last installment, I was asking people these questions:
- Do you like breasts? (The answer doesn’t have to be just yes/no)
- What do you like about them (in 4 words or less)?
- What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
This week, we continue with our second installment of Hard Titting Journalism. We have had some titillating interviews so far. Let’s see what we have this week.
Hey, Carlo, here’s the first question: Do you like breasts?
Yes, just not too big. They sag.
What do you like about them (4 words or less)?
Something to do.
Alright, cool. What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
This survey makes you sound like a pervert. Haha. Hmmmmm…
It’s science.
Does that mean favorite that I’d use, or that I think is funny?
Let’s do both.
Hmmm, well depends… If they are little ones… I like to call them “nice li’l boobies” cuz that’s funny. I guess other than that “titties” is mostly used. Of course those aren’t used to call them in front of the lady, only behind their backs.
Naturally. Well, thank you, sir. Very nice.
Your welcome, always a pleasure discussing my opinions on titties. You should do a butt one sometime.
So, Amanda, do you like breasts?
Haha, uh. Well, I don’t dislike them, and I am reasonably fond of my own. So sure.
What do you like about them (breasts in general, really, not necessarily your own) in 4 words or less?
That they’re not square.
Ah, square things aren’t cool. Nice.
I feel like it would be strange if they were. And hard to find clothes that didn’t look weird.
What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
I’ve always found “fun bags” hilarious.
It’s a good one. Alright, thanks!
No problem!
Okay, Bill, 3 questions, very easy.
Lets hear it.
Okay, do you like breasts?
Yessir.
What do you like about them (in 4 words or less)?
Whats not to love? Four words.
What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
Hmmm, I need a minute for this one.
Haha, go ahead.
You can tentatively put me down for “hooters.” It makes me laugh.
A big 10-4. Thanks for helping!
Happy to help.
Cait, thanks for taking some time to do this. Alright. Do you like breasts?
Hell yes I do.
Enthusiastic! I like it! What do you like about them (4 words or less)?
Fun, attractive, amazing, round.
What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
I refer to mine as “the ladies”
Very high class. Any slang in general?
Not really.
Alright, fair enough. Thanks!
Hey, Pete. Alright, thanks for doing this. Do you like breasts?
Fo’ sho.
What do you like about them (in 4 words or less)?
Soft and round, yo.
What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
Sweater potatoes.
Ah, unique. Nice. Thanks!
Alright, (name withheld) brace yourself.
Eeee… don’t tell me to brace myself, I’ll get nervous! We’ll see… what are the questions? Nothing disturbing?
Hahaha, sorry. I’ll just ask. Do you like breasts?
Ummmm……kkkkk….does it have to be yes or no?
You can answer in any way.
Alrighty… … guess I’m pretty indifferent on the first question.
What do you like/dislike about them (in 4 words or less)?
Hmmmm… four words or less eh… What’s the third question? I’m thinking… four words or less isn’t easy.
It’s a thinker.
Okay… They serve their purpose.
What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’ That’s the last question.
Knockers.
I told you, this is a bit silly.
It is silly… what is going to be done with this information?
Polling it, comparing answers.
That’s all I got… hope it helps! ^^;;;; you guys are nuts ^_^
Hahah. Thank you! Ha, knockers! I haven’t heard that one yet!
Hahahaha… I’m a free thinker…
Hey Steve, do you have 5 minutes?
Ya. wazzz uuuup??
I’m going to ask you a few questions.
Is this cause I’m famous?
Sure! Alright, here they are: Do you like breasts?
I like lady breasts.
Good to know. What do you like about them (4 words or less)?
How they feel like… bags of sand. j/k. They are squishy.
That they are.
I like to squish things
Breasts are like bugs?
No like potatoes.
They’re better mashed. What it your favorite slang for ‘breasts?’
Ahaha. Hmmm difficult.
Take your time.
Gazongas, because its the most obnoxious.
You’re always ready for polite society. Alright, that’s all. thanks!
Quickies
Denise
- Who doesn’t?
- How about: small, perky and homegrown. (I hate those double-d implants).
- Boobilas!
Kevin (webmaster of some bitchy, catty queens blog)
- I would say I do enjoy boobs (and I call them boobs, it’s more fun to say).
- They are pokey.
- Tommyknockers.
Meg S.
- Sure why not, I just don’t like when other people have conversations with mine and not me.
- They are like Jell-o.
- Ta tas or boobies.
Amber
- Yes.
- makes clothes look better
- Boobs/tits
Kristen
- Sure!
- They’re just all around great
- Hmmm, this is a toughie. I really don’t think I have one. I don’t like how we have come to associate them with the word “boob” which also means “a stupid person.” Breasts aren’t stupid. I’m sorry, HP, but I don’t think I have one.
Once again, thanks to everyone who participated! It is you who brings the sunshine out. Join me in a few weeks for the third and final installment of the interviews!
-HP-