Interview with my Buddy List
Because the self-interview is becoming a bit cliché on this site, I thought I would try another route. I still want give people a bit of an idea about me, so I’m going to interview my buddy list. As we all know, the character of a man is known by the company he keeps, so this should provide you with a little information about me without me having to interview myself. All responses are taken from away messages of my buddy list.
Good evening Buddy List, thanks for taking the time to talk with us.
Away messages are for suckers.
Anti-depressants are on the second shelf. Now tell me, was there anything specific you did to prepare for this interview?
I just had to destroy two cigarettes so I could roll a joint, I hope it was worth it.
…well I hope so too. I think.
I’m not here right now.
From your previous comment I can see why. Anyway, can you provide us with any insight into the life of Tristan?
Damn it…
Is this a sensitive subject?
I’ll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You’ve been the only thing that’s right
In all I’ve done.
And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we’ll make it anywhere
Away from here.
Are you trying to hit on me?
Guess I’m getting ready then.
No no no no. There’s nothing to get ready for.
I’m not wearing pants.
Oh my.
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
You can dance with your pants on too you know.
To think of me as your captive is purely you caving in to your self-imposed illusion of false control.
Ok… Do you have any parting words of wisdom for the reader?
Watch out for the Pope.